Horror Trailers BUT WITH NO SOUND

Hey Creepy Crew

I thought I would try something a little different with my reviews today, I currently can't listen to the trailers so I'm going to try and fathom what is going on whilst watching in a crowded room.

Could be quite interesting (and I could also get the gist of the trailer very, VERY wrong!)

1. The Disappointments Room

Ok normal road picture
Darkness in the car
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THIS
Ok have they moved into this creepy house with headless...
ARGH THE DOOR CLOSED ITSELF
Oh no
Based on true events
Don't look through the keyhole into the dark woman!!
Ok looks like there is a secret passage in the house that Ms Beckinsale has the keys for
MIRRORS ARE A NO NO
whaaaat why has the kid got blood on him?
why has this turned all Haunted Mansion?
Dark roooom.

2. The Devil's Dolls

Dead bodies, yummy.
Aerial shot of building that looks like a cross
Ok voodoo shack is creepy
Aww the doll is WHOA SHE IS POSSESSSED
The hospital can't do anything!!
Why are these people zombied?
Oh dear he's on fire
I like the little picture
Ewww  creepy creepy
Whaaaaaaaaaah he has a big drill!

3. Tell Me How I die

In a bar
Oooh studies for money
Seems legit
Beautiful shot OF THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Very snowy place
Looks like the big brother house
Ok WHAT ARE THEY INJECTING HER WITH?!
Uh oh the lighty up bracelets look KILLER
I think she realised they are being watched
Ok lots of death
Lots of blood
Stabby stabby crashy jumpy
I think this girl knows how they all die...

4. Incarnate

Oooh looks like a possession
Devil incarnate maybe?
Why are you so dark trailer?
EWWW SHE WAS ON THE CEILING!
Ooh that kid got serious pink eye
Whoa he can see everybodies weird eyeballs?
Kinda looks like Nicolaj Coster Waldau
Carice Von Houten!
Lots of people raised up to the ceiling then dropped.

5. Rings

Argh its that kind of rings!!
Gloomy house
Who is julia and why is she sending this bejesus to her friends?
Ok she got the 7 days message
Oooh peeling hand
NOOOOO SHE COUGHED UP A HAIRBALL
ARGH
Ewww melded hands
Never the twitching on day 7
OMG A WHOLE PLANE IS WATCHING IT
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Oh my that was an amusing way to spend half an hour - I hope you like how randomly my brain works - and to be honest I think I know even less about these movies now ha ha!

I think I need to see The Disappointments Room and Rings - the others may have been more attractive if I could hear them.

You should give this a try and I can imagine I will do it again as it was so much fun!

Have a great day
and remember,
Have a Scary Movie Sunday!